You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
Stop crying and viper your nose !
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
the harder you hit 'em the more english you get
He was hit by a truck.
So he could wake up inside.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.