What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.