What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

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What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D