What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.