When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!