When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh