When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio