When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.