Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.