Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!