What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!