What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone