What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house