What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!