What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.