What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.