Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.