What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.