Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings