How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"