How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)