What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au