How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.