How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.