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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Pink Floyd Jokes More Pink Floyd Jokes

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

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