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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.