How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef