How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef