What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.