What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.