1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
He can't stand the 1%
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my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
One baby nailed to 10 trees...
One with a hoppy ending.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.