What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.