What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

Why does Oedipus hate to swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth