What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.