Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.