What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.