What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.