What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.