What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.