What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.