What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Curt Jokes More Curt Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod