Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.