Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.