How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)