Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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A screensaver.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Clean Finger Jokes More Clean Finger Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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The letter F.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

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Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.