He was too far out maaaaan.
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He's still there.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
Namaste.
Namaste
Because his boots were at the menders !
He took too long to put his boots on !
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
To hide his nuts!!
Incase he gets a hole in one
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
All three of them.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Nah, I'm-a stay.
Take your combat boot off his head.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
None, they just make the nepalese do it.
