Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Who the hell does that in a sock?

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.