What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn