What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn