What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.