What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time