What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.