Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!