What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.