What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!