What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.