What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!