Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!