How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!