How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Duckle Jokes More Duckle Jokes

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.