What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Why is a hurricane called a hurricane?

If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.