What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy