Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

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Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.