How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.