What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!