Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!