Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.