How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!