How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.