How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What do you feel like having?

Nothing."

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.