Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan