Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!