Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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What is posthumous work ?

Something written by someone after they are dead !

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...