How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich