What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull