What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!