What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.