What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

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What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.